“Probably Reading Smut” Waterproof Vinyl Sticker

Because subtlety is overrated and your Kindle’s search history already gave you away.

Stick this bad boy on your water bottle, laptop, Kindle, or forehead (okay maybe not that last one)—and let the world know exactly what kind of plot you’re into. Spoiler: It’s not the one with dragons unless the dragons are hot.

Perfect for book lovers who:

• Whisper “one more chapter” at 2 a.m.

• Get defensive when someone says “it’s just romance”

• Have considered faking a sore throat just to keep listening to that spicy audiobook uninterrupted

📦 Features:

• Size: ~2.75″ wide — bold, like your taste in men and fiction

• Material: Glossy, waterproof, UV-resistant vinyl

• Durability: Stands up to judgmental coworkers, steamy scenes, and your dishwasher

✨ Bonus:

• Add it to your tote bag order and pretend you’re innocent. (You're not.)

This sticker doesn’t just accessorize—it warns.